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We LOVE them, but sometimes they are A**holes - It's Not Your Fault

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Toddlers Are A**holers: It's Not Your Fault


At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

 

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)


Includes:


  • The theory of toddler evolution 
  • Mealtime (AKA Hell)
  • Your unraveling life
  • And how not to die inside


Baby Animals Big Stickers by Djeco

Young children will have no trouble catching hold of these stickers: we’ve already removed the unnecessary parts. Your little ones can get sticking straight away.

This adorable collection of over 100 stickers feature a range of sweet little baby animals.

Stickers are a great activity to distract when travelling, decorating wrapped gifts, cards and homework.

Designed by Kate Maclelland



  • Suitable From 18+ months


HABA Clutching Animals 20 Piece Wooden Peg Puzzle


  •  20 lovingly illustrated wood pieces with easy to grasp knobs
  • This clutching puzzle by HABA playfully trains the numbers 1 to 10 while fostering fine motor skills and shape and color recognition
  • Each number along the top of the puzzle corresponds to the matching number and color of a certain animal along the bottom. I..E. The green number 7 matches to 7 green frogs
  • Puzzle is made of high quality plywood and measures 20" L x 6.5" W
  • Recommended for toddlers aged 2 and up



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